Modern Technology (funny)

[HammerDown]

Modern Technology
THREE WOMEN, ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY -- WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER
FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY
ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMEN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED,
"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE HILLBILLY WOMEN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE HILLBILLY WOMEN FINALLY SAID,
"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX.

[Tom Brown]

Nice.

[FMluvswater]

LMAO! I've read that punch line in another context before but never that set-up ... I wasn't expecting it!

[sidewound]

HA!

[HammerDown]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
LMAO! I've read that punch line in another context before but never that set-up ... I wasn't expecting it!
Well ya should have known better...after all, it had 2 things that always trouble me ...Toilet Paper, and the Butt.

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by HammerDown
Well ya should have known better...after all, it had 2 things that always trouble me ...Toilet Paper, and the Butt.
LOL! Yeah well shoulda woulda coulda ... point is ... didn't!
I can't even promise to know better next time! It's all good I don't mind funny surprises so much.