Why Women Lie!!
One day, while a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a
river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the
Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water
and she needed the thimble to make her living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden
thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress
replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a wooden
thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the
seamstress replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with
a silver thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The
seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all
three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along
the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried
out, The Lord again appeared and asked her, Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down
into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?"
the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The
seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you
would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you
would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you
would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor woman and am not
able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said yes
to Mel Gibson."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good
and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. That's our
story, and we're sticking to it.