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Thread: Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona)

  1. #1
    Lightning
    Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona):
    >
    >He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.
    >
    >He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails.
    >
    >Took away their weights.
    >
    >Cut off all but "G" movies.
    >
    >He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and
    >city projects. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for
    >discrimination.
    >
    >He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order
    >that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only let in the
    >Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, "so they
    >will know how hot it's going to be while they are working on my chain gangs."
    >
    >He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.
    >When the inmates complained, he told them.....this is a good
    >one......"This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."
    >
    >He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into
    >the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied
    >that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the
    >first place.
    >
    >
    >More on the AZ Sheriff.
    >
    >With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees
    >just set a new record), the Associated Press reports:
    >
    >About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment
    >at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their
    >government-issued pink boxer shorts.
    >
    >On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on
    >their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.
    >
    >Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their
    >chests and dripped down to their pink socks.
    >
    >"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who
    >has lived in the tents for 1 1/2 years. "It's inhumane."
    >
    >Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago
    >started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit
    >sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates:
    >
    >"It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and
    >they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes,
    >so shut your damned mouths."
    >
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  2. #2
    RacerX
    That guy is THE MAN!!!!!

  3. #3
    Garrddogg
    We need more of his kind!

  4. #4
    malibuken
    Just the way it should be everywhere!

  5. #5
    IN2MX
    That Sheriff is the friggin man!
    Too bad the LA County Sheriff doesn't surf the boards, he might gets some helpful tips!

  6. #6
    RiverPirate
    We need some of those tent cities in So Cal. I think it might make a difference.

  7. #7
    dimarcobros
    That is how it should be.
    DMB

  8. #8
    mbrown2
    Git-r-done.....makes alot of sense to me

  9. #9
    summerlove
    Two Thumbs Up!

  10. #10
    Havasu_Dreamin
    That's the way it should be!

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