Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: Disturbing Beer News

  1. #1
    73beast
    Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis
    that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a
    concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
    contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking
    enough beer, men turn into women.
    To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1
    hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
    1) Gained weight.
    2) Talked excessively without making sense.
    3) Became overly emotional.
    4) Couldn't drive.
    5) Failed to think rationally.
    6) Argued over nothing.
    7) Had to sit down while urinating.
    8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    No further testing was considered necessary.

  2. #2
    Scream
    Originally posted by 73beast
    Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis
    that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a
    concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
    contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking
    enough beer, men turn into women.
    To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1
    hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
    1) Gained weight.
    2) Talked excessively without making sense.
    3) Became overly emotional.
    4) Couldn't drive.
    5) Failed to think rationally.
    6) Argued over nothing.
    7) Had to sit down while urinating.
    8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    No further testing was considered necessary.
    Not to mention that prolonged exposure to this "dose" makes ya grow a nice set o tits...

  3. #3
    LUVNLIFE
    And why wasn't I invited to the testing

  4. #4
    LUVNLIFE
    Damn I know I can drink 8 pints in an hour. However much that is

  5. #5
    Debbolas
    I THOUGHT my boobs were getting bigger.............now I know why....It's all the beer drinking!!!

  6. #6
    dmontzsta
    that is great

  7. #7
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    Originally posted by Scream
    Not to mention that prolonged exposure to this "dose" makes ya grow a nice set o tits...
    I should drink beer instead of vodka.. it would have saved alot of money ..

  8. #8
    HighRoller
    Now I know why I have man boobs! Where's Bre? I might need some pasties....

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 8
    Last Post: 08-21-2007, 01:17 PM
  2. Another disturbing story
    By THOR in forum Sandbar
    Replies: 33
    Last Post: 08-07-2007, 02:45 PM
  3. Yeah, I'd call this "disturbing"......
    By rrrr in forum Bench Racers
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 03-31-2007, 06:29 AM
  4. Disturbing The Peace?
    By 3 daytona`s in forum Sandbar
    Replies: 23
    Last Post: 03-08-2007, 05:13 PM
  5. Disturbing the Peace at Ming
    By El Prosecutor in forum Jet Boats
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 03-20-2006, 07:23 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •