Breast stroke

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

There was a compitition to cross the English channel doing the breaststroke only. and the three woman who entered the race were a brunette, a red head, and a blonde.
After approx. 14 hrs the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 mins. later the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared second place... Nearly 4 hrs later after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied,
"I don't want to sound like i'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using there arms...."

[Debbolas]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

LOL!!

[Dr. Eagle]

LMFAO...........
That's great!!!!!!!!!

[lilrick]

thats funny dr., Ive been workin' there for 6 months.

[BarryMac]

good one...
gjb

[Goldilocks]

LOL
I love blonde jokes

[Debbolas]

Do you have a couple for us?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

A blonde goes to the library.
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few day's later, she returns and says to the librarian at the counter.
"This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian,
"So here is the person who took our phone book!"

[dmontzsta]

lol