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Thread: Inverse bench racing

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    Tom Brown
    I enjoy the, “my boat is better than yours” shtick as much as the next guy but when I think about it, I tend to forget how much time and energy I have poured into mine and am quick to be blown away by other people's setups. There is some pretty amazing energy poured into a lot of the boats on this site.
    When it comes right down to it, I would probably admire someone else's boat more than my own, even if both boats were identical. How about you people? Does anyone else here have boat envy?

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    sorry dog
    I have blow job envy.
    I worry that somebody else's blowjob is better than mine.
    (BTW Tom - nice attempt at a serious post but your gonna have to try harder than that.)

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    You Te
    I see your point Tom, so many hours and so much work for 9 seconds of boating.
    You Te

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    Roland the Fisherman
    Originally posted by sorry dog
    I have blow job envy.
    I worry that somebody else's blowjob is better than mine.
    (BTW Tom - nice attempt at a serious post but your gonna have to try harder than that.)
    My wife keeps telling me the blowjobs I get are the best and to shut up and stop being concerned about what other people are getting.

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    You Te
    Roland is at work.
    You Te

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    Tom Brown
    Originally posted by You Te
    I see your point Tom, so many hours and so much work for 9 seconds of boating.
    Yes, that's what I was trying to say.

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    Originally posted by sorry dog
    I have blow job envy.
    I worry that somebody else's blowjob is better than mine.
    WOW!!!!!!!!
    I will go on record and say that your blowjob was the best !! HAnds down, the best I ever got. I just wish you would not broadcast it so much.:eek!:

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    Roman 1
    Is there some kind of subliminal message in this thread???:frown:
    RC:frown:

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    Tom Brown
    Originally posted by Roman 1
    Is there some kind of subliminal message in this thread???
    Yes. Read it backwards to get the message.

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    Roland the Fisherman
    Originally posted by Jetboatguru
    WOW!!!!!!!!
    I will go on record and say that your blowjob was the best !! HAnds down, the best I ever got. I just wish you would not broadcast it so much.:eek!:
    Guru, is'nt it you that always says "It's like getting a blowjob from a queer, it feels great until someone sees you"?

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