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Thread: What Have You Learned As You've Gotten Older?

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    MagicMtnDan
    As I've gotten older...
    I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
    I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
    I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes
    suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
    I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a great pair of boobs.
    I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
    I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
    I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
    I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!
    I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
    I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

  2. #2
    Excessive Force
    Not to spit or pee into the wind.

  3. #3
    CAHotRodBoy
    I've learned not to argue on the Internet.

  4. #4
    MagicMtnDan
    4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions

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    v-drive
    That my wife allows me to think i've made the decissions.
    v-drive

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    copperrat20
    Don't eat yellow snow!!

  7. #7
    coolchange
    To always head UP river.

  8. #8
    Debbolas
    Don't go past the Needles Bridge...................

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    SILVERWING
    Originally posted by HUFFPOWER
    I'm glad i had parents that cared, that made me RESPECT others property, to save , NOT STEAL, i'm glad i'm not growing up in this day and age of disrespectful people, the young of today think they are owed everything, and if they can't have it , they'll steal it, yes there are alot of adults that are just as bad, the channel and sandbar will prove that point, i'm just glad to be alive and happy, have a great wife and family, and a good job thru hard work. scott.
    I LEARNED NOT TO LOOK AT PRETTY GIRLS WHILE DRIVING OR U WILL HAVE A ACCIDENT

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    FMluvswater
    I've learned that some mice are invincible.

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