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  1. #1
    AzDon
    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
    I attacked and took over two countries.
    I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the Treasury.
    I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.
    I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 2-month period.
    I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
    I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
    I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
    In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
    After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
    I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.
    In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
    I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
    I set the all-time record for the most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
    I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
    I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV.
    I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other president in US history.
    I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
    I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
    I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
    I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
    I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
    I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
    Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
    I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
    I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
    I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
    I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
    I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history.
    I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
    I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
    I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
    I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
    I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
    I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
    I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
    I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
    The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
    I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
    I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
    I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
    I took the world's sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
    I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
    I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
    I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
    I set the all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
    I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. In a little over two years I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the civil war.
    I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
    RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
    I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
    I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war. I refused to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
    All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
    All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
    All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
    Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
    For personal references, please speak to my dad or uncle James Baker (They can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where they are helping to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for the ext one.)

  2. #2
    mirvin
    I knew there were plenty of reasons that GW kicks ass, but I had no idea there were so many.
    Thanks AZDOn. GW RUles. I'm glad you reminded us of all the great things he's done for us.
    mirvin

  3. #3
    Debbolas
    What he said...........GW Rules!

  4. #4
    miller19j
    Originally posted by mirvin
    I knew there were plenty of reasons that GW kicks ass, but I had no idea there were so many.
    Thanks AZDOn. GW RUles. I'm glad you reminded us of all the great things he's done for us.
    mirvin
    LMAO .......
    You are Killing me today Mirvin!

  5. #5
    Dr. Eagle
    GW..... YOU DA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. #6
    SeaRayPat
    Waaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaa Fricking Libs always crying!..... ...........BUSH CHENEY 2004

  7. #7
    Dr. Eagle
    Originally posted by SeaRayPat
    Waaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaa Fricking Libs always crying!..... ...........BUSH CHENEY 2004
    Like I said:
    Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
    GW..... YOU DA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bush Cheney 2004!

  8. #8
    mirvin
    Too bad Clinton had his thumb up his ass for 8 years instead of protecting our county!!!
    Sorry AZDOn, the Democratic Party can not be trusted to protect us. Who stepped up and took the fight to the enemy? G-dubba-dubb.
    Nothing else really matters. I don't care if you think GW is a moron, or he's not elequent enough, or he's not cultured enough or whatever the bs is today cuz all that matters is that now the fight is on THEIR territory and not ours.
    mirvin

  9. #9
    Dr. Eagle
    Originally posted by mirvin
    Too bad Clinton had his thumb up his ass for 8 years instead of protecting our county!!!
    Sorry AZDOn, the Democratic Party can not be trusted to protect us. Who stepped up and took the fight to the enemy? G-dubba-dubb.
    Nothing else really matters. I don't care if you think GW is a moron, or he's not elequent enough, or he's not cultured enough or whatever the bs is today cuz all that matters is that now the fight is on THEIR territory and not ours.
    mirvin
    HM
    Harumph Mirvin

  10. #10
    AzDon
    I'm leaving right now to take Nick to see Fahrenheit 9/11 because for some reason it got an R rating and he can't get in without me. I wanna see it again anyway! If you all haven't seen it yet, you better go see where your boy GW's oil companies got their original financing. If you vote without seeing this movie, you are ignorant.

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