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Thread: So I Get This Call From Tina Marie...

  1. #1
    ratso
    ...this morning, well, actually a text message.
    I saw her out briefly last night, walked up behind her, gave her a hug and grabbed her a beer. She was out with a couple of friends, dressed really hot... light almost sheer top, short short skirt or something, and these stripper heels,:jawdrop: and it's COLD outside... I mean wearing the kind of stuff that from the second you hit the bedroom door, you can be out of them by the time you take the 6 steps to actually get to the bed...http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif easy access...
    Well, I get this text message at 9:20... which I actually don't get until about 10:15 because I haven't checked my phone... Seems our precious sweet little innocent Tina is stranded in a hotel room off I-35 by Baylor, with her killer little outfit on, no car, no car keys, no house keys, and no ride... and she was wanting me to come and pick her up... http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif She sent another text right after that one that said "Before you even ask, there wasn't any guy involved"...http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
    I listened to her elaborate story about what all "really" went down and about how she ended up in a hotel room... but I'm not sure I'm buying it lol... I called her... an hour too late, and she finally got hold of a friend to come pick her up, so I didn't get to see the smeared lipstick, the makeup from the previous and apparent long night... or the wrinkled clothes thrown about the room... Hmmm... sounds like there might be more to this story Tina... lmao... A nice hot bubble bath would probably feel good about now...

  2. #2
    Wet Dream
    Sounds like she avoided the "walk of shame".

  3. #3
    ratso
    Sounds like she avoided the "walk of shame".
    LOL... yeah, I brought that up to her too...

  4. #4
    SHOTKALLIN
    Ratso, I thought a man of your caliber knew about the phone on vibrate while in noisy clubs...etc. Let this be a lesson as I live vicariously through you.
    Of course a guy took her to the hotel. Chances are that for whatever reason he could not perform to her standards. Therefore you were called in as the clean up hitter to knock it out of the park.

  5. #5
    ratso
    whats going on with the murder chick
    She hasn't been back out since that night, and I haven't exactly had the urge to go lookin' for her either...

  6. #6
    Dribble
    This thread is useless without pics.

  7. #7
    ratso
    Ratso, I thought a man of your caliber knew about the phone on vibrate while in noisy clubs...etc. Let this be a lesson as I live vicariously through you.
    Of course a guy took her to the hotel. Chances are that for whatever reason he could not perform to her standards. Therefore you were called in as the clean up hitter to knock it out of the park.
    LOL... nah, I believe her version... I just wanted to give her a hard time, and what better place to do it than right here at ***boat...

  8. #8
    ratso
    COME ON! tag that ass just once,just keep your eyes open and the VEST ON
    Well, I'm kinda running outta time... She goes to trial in like a week or two.:jawdrop: In the back of my mind I can't help but think that would be some of the most "unsafe" sex I ever had... http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

  9. #9
    tinamarie7409
    Well hell, nothings safe with you is it??? Well, here is the story...no sex involved, just alot of after the bar beer drinking and talking with another girl and two guys. I was at the bar with my girlfriends and they did not want to go to the "afterparty" at the hotel. I had just heard about my ex being in the bar with a girl and was about to lose my mind...SOOOOOO I decided it was best that I drink some more to dull the pain/reality of the ex actually being out in a public place with a new girlfriend. Had a blast with the guys and actually slept in the same bed with one of them but the clothes stayed on....
    maybe if I had been in bed with both of them the clothes would have come off.
    Well, anyway so I'm wide ass awake at 7 this morning, like Ratso said, no keys, no car, don't even know where my car is even if i could get a ride to it...only way out was for my friend to wake the hell up and answer her phone so she could come back to get me. Well, next thing I know Ratso's awake and textin me around 9...I'm thinking, thank god, someone to come save me!! Obviously everyone else in the hotel room is asleep/passed out and I just wanted to get the heck otta there to get some breakfast and shower..because yes, I looked like hell..crusty makeup and all. The funniest part was yes, I was dressed like a stripper with no coat (left that in the car too) and couldn't even walk outside since it was 30 degrees!! I was thinking about walking down to get breakfast but hell, I looked like I had been paid for sex the night before.
    Not the best moment in my life...like I said there was not even any sex involved..but it sure does appear that way!!
    Actually I got a bigger kick out of the text message I got at 4 in the morning...I'll just call it "The JG Report"
    thanks for keeping me updated..inquiring minds want to know..

  10. #10
    rrrr
    Can we make this thread a sticky?
    "The Many Faces of Tina Marie"
    Just kidding, TM......
    But I loved this line:
    maybe if I had been in bed with both of them the clothes would have come off.

    My kinda woman......

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