You knew this was coming, those French, from the Country of Whine !!
PARIS-In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques
Chirac announced today that the French government will be supporting the
'War on Terror' after all. Five hundred soldiers from the elite Battalion
du Specialistes d'Abandonnement (Surrender Specialists) of France's
vaunted Armees de la Terre are preparing for movement to Iraq, where they
will advise the Iraqi Republican Guards on the protocol of their
upcoming surrender to American Armed Forces.
"It is important to be overbearingly haughty and insufferable
when surrendering," said Colonel Philippe Marie-Jeane Yves-Montand
Gauloise du Petite Pommes, commanding officer of the elite Surrender
Specialists, who has personally surrendered in countless battles dating back
to Dien Bien Phu in 1954. "We French are world masters at surrendering,
n'est c'est pas? Not like you arrogant Americans, who never
surrender. Ha! I spit on your American victories!"
President Chirac also announced that his government will be sending
3,000 advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateurs Francaise to assist
the Iraqis in avidly collaborating with the Americans, while pretending
to be part of a non-existent resistance movement