Good news: You son just got home from University for the Holidays.
Bad news: He brought his boy friend, Hector.
Now its your turn.....
I don't even know your son, so why it would it be my turn?
Good news: Your son just got home from University for the Holidays.
Bad news: He brought his boy friend, Hector.
Now its your turn.....
Good news: You son just got home from University for the Holidays.
Bad news: He brought his boy friend, Hector.
Now its your turn.....
I don't even know your son, so why it would it be my turn?
Good: Your wife meets you at the door naked.
Bad: She's coming home.
this happend to me this week
The good news
Well the your dishwashers is not leaking
the bad news
Your drainline broke at the clean out and I have to pull the cabinets, bust out the wall, jack hammer out some of your foundation to fix the prob.
I always hate to give people news like that.
Good: Your wife meets you at the door naked.
Bad: She's coming home.
That's going to hard to top.
Good: Your wife meets you at the door naked.
Bad: She's coming home.
That's going to hard to top.
Good news is she wants to have sex right now
bad news she just came home from your brothers house.
GOOD NEWS: the warranty company you gave me the number of does cover blown motors that weren't abused and have regular maintence records.
BAD NEWS: the dealer you bought the car from(2wks earlier) never submited your warranty till today and they're(warranty company or dealer) not covering it.
had to tell someone that thursday, it wasn't pretty, and we didn't sell her the car
Good news: Your girlfriend is not pregnant.
Bad news: She told your best friend first.
That happened to me.
Tommy
Good news: You bought a new BMW
Bad news: it lost $35K in one year.
Good news: You meet a good looking older gal at the bar, about 10 years older than you. She ask if you have ever had sex with a mother and daughter at the same time. You say no and she invites you to her place to make it happen.
Bad news: When you get to her place she yells "Mom, I home and I brought us a friend."