How about this:
CFW report, hot and glassy. Air temp 87, water temp 85, no wind and cristal clear water. (gotta love the smell of NITRO in the morning) Evening temps in the mid 70s, dew point 45. Free case of the beer of your choice with each paid campsite.(instead of a 1 brand beer tent) Free race gas (if you put VP sticker on your boat.) Pony rides for the kids, with free pictures. Hooters girls autograph booth, right behind the Spearmint Rhino tent.(sorry no camaras allowed)........Long distance traveler award, 1 year free gas,(unlimited mileage).AND Free event T shirts for all that attend...............
Now, aint that BETTER!!!!!!!!!! Time to load 'er up and head out for a weekend of fun and games.........