My 5 year old son went up to his mom and said, "Mommy, would you please untie my Karate uniform?"
She said to him, "Ryan, those are really good manners...I'm proud of you. Sure, I'll untie it, come here"
He responds, "Good, 'cause I gotta take a dump"
I swear it just happened. I'm just trying to figure out where he learned to talk like that?
Lol, maybe he takes after his dad?