From a Sandbar thread:
You may not know the story....lucky's dad came home one day and his wife was very upset. "Your son was sent home from school today for having sex" she said. "What are you going to do about it?" Lucky's dad knew he had to have a conversation with the lad....but he couldn't help but feel proud. Just thirteen and already scoring!!
So dad went into lucky's room. "Son, you know it's wrong to have sex....." his dad said as he peeked out the bedroom door for his wife, "But if you must, do it in a place you won't get caught. No more sex at school!" "OK, dad." said little lucky.
The next afternoon at work, lucky's dad was bragging to his coworkers about lucky. "Only thirteen and already hittin' it!" he crowed. Just then his desk phone rang. It was little lucky, calling about a homework question. After dad answered the question, he proudly asked lucky "Well, son, did you have some more sex today?"
Lucky replied "No, daddy, my ass is still too sore from yesterday."
I always knew there just wasn't something quite right about that gay...uh...err...I mean....guy