MEN'S ADS
40-ish: 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic: Watches a lot of NASCAR
Good looking: Arrogant
Very good looking: Dumb as a board
Honest: Pathological liar
Likes to cuddle: Insecure mama's boy
Mature: Older than your father
Physically fit: Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Thoughtful: Says "Excuse me" when he farts