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Thread: DUI WV Style

  1. #1
    Only a West Virginian could think of this ... from the county where drunk
    driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine
    police patrol parked outside a bar in Ripley, West Virginia. After last call
    the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could
    barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with
    the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his
    keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he
    fell into. He sat there for a few minutes
    as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started
    the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night)
    flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the horn and
    then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
    reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some
    more of the other patron vehicles left. At last, the parking lot empty, he
    pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.
    The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
    the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over
    and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer
    indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!
    Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
    police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
    "I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the designated

  2. #2
    A cop notices a man stumbling out of a bar, obviously drunk. As the drunk is stumbling his way to his car the officer stops him and says "Sir, you're obviously intoxicated and I need to take you to the drunk tank overnight." The drunk then says "On what grounds occifer, why do you thinnk I'm drunk?" The officer replies "Well sir, you're staggering" The drunk looks back at the officer with one eye open and says to him "You know what occifer, you ain't so bad lookin yourself"

  3. #3
    I have heard that story before being the decoy sucks :yuk:

  4. #4
    Oh I could tell you stories about DUECE WATCh....
    You guys would laugh for days

  5. #5
    Oh I could tell you stories about DUECE WATCh....
    You guys would laugh for days
    Are they really funny

  6. #6
    Earth days?

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