A cop notices a man stumbling out of a bar, obviously drunk. As the drunk is stumbling his way to his car the officer stops him and says "Sir, you're obviously intoxicated and I need to take you to the drunk tank overnight." The drunk then says "On what grounds occifer, why do you thinnk I'm drunk?" The officer replies "Well sir, you're staggering" The drunk looks back at the officer with one eye open and says to him "You know what occifer, you ain't so bad lookin yourself"