If a 400 pound man on a treadmill

[Biglue]

With 2 kites strapped under his arms and the treadmill is going 200MPH will he take flight?

[Tom Brown]

How's that atkins program working out, Lue?

[ahhell]

only if he has wheels and friction and shit

[Biglue]

How's that atkins program working out, Lue?
Not too good, I miss the pork rinds too much and barracaded myself in the hall closet with a bag of them. Local FD had to come rescue me.

[AirtimeLavey]

Again, yes, he would fly, too. Although, probably not very far.

[Danhercules]

Not too good, I miss the pork rinds too much and barracaded myself in the hall closet with a bag of them. Local FD had to come rescue me.
Pork rinds are ok on Atkins. Look at the carbs, If I remeber right, NONE!!

[HocusPocus]

how did you know i bought a treadmill? :yuk:

[bocco]

Is he eating a McRib sandwich?

[RitcheyRch]

Maybe more than one.
Is he eating a McRib sandwich?

[hoolign]

With 2 kites strapped under his arms and the treadmill is going 200MPH will he take flight?
yes! Thats how I go to visit Tom. The return trip is a bitch though cause brown does not have a tread mill and constantly puts my kites on Ebay when iget there! So i suppose the correct answer would be ..50% of the time!