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Thread: Hey It Made Me Laugh

  1. #1
    a catered life
    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
    3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
    5. Are You Andy or Barney?
    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
    8. I pay your salary!
    9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
    cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
    12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your hands look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

  2. #2
    Who is the Hot Rod in your avatar?
    Whoever it is, congratulations. The only thing sharp and clear is a set of abs...

  3. #3
    a catered life
    you can't see the well defined hips?

  4. #4
    you can't see the well defined hips?
    Um.... no. Looking at abs and teeth...
    Looks like an In N' Out restaraunt though...

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