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    1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
    2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
    3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
    4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
    5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
    6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
    7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
    "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
    "Is it common?"
    "Well, It's Not Unusual."
    8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
    9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
    10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
    11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
    12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
    13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
    14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
    15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
    16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
    17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

  2. #2
    those are pretty punny. I love puns.
    A mushroom walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful girl leans over and asks, "Hi, would you like to go out with me?", "No", she replies, the mushroom is shocked "Why not? I'm a fungi !"

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    wanna B V
    stop, stop, yer killing me larry. my side hurts from laughing

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