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  1. #1
    Why do men die first?
    This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ..... but, now we know.
    If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race....
    you're a male chauvinist.
    If you stay home and do the're a pansy.
    If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
    If you don't work're a good-for-nothing bum.
    If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay..this is exploitation.
    If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
    If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
    If she gets a job ahead of's equal opportunity.
    If you mention how nice she's sexual harassment.
    If you keep's male indifference.
    If you're a wimp.
    If you don''re an insensitive bastard.
    If you make a decision without consulting're a chauvinist.
    If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.
    If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
    If SHE asks's a favor.
    If you appreciate the female form and frilly're a pervert.
    If you don''re gay.
    If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in're sexist.
    If you don''re unromantic.
    If you try to keep yourself in're vain.
    If you don''re a slob.
    If you buy her're after something.
    If you don''re not thoughtful.
    If you're proud of your're full of yourself.
    If you don''re not ambitious.
    If she has a headache............she's tired.
    If you have a don't love her anymore.
    If you want it too're oversexed.
    If you don't.................there must be someone else.
    Men die first because they want to.

  2. #2
    Caribbean Jet
    Thank you, maybe my wife will understand now...

  3. #3
    Just say..That women drive us CRAZY!!!! IT explains it all.

  4. #4
    My Dad put it best..."There is absolutely no rhyme or reason to the way women think, so don't even waste your time trying to figure it out."

  5. #5
    I can add some more as well...
    If you order for her you're a control freak.
    If you don't, you have no manners.
    If you try to be a "bad boy" you're a loser.
    If you try to be responsible you're boring.
    If you talk about her weight you're a pig.
    If you gain ten pounds you're a fat pig.

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