From an e-mail:
Working people frequently ask Me when I retired what I do to make My days interesting.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing out a parking
ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I
called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a "Hillary in '08" bumper sticker on it.